手機電池的進化論 Cell Phone Battery’s Evolution

My old cell phone is just three and a half years old
The battery is enjoying his life at my place
He only needs to get through a call or two every two to three days
Other than that
He has been indulging in eating and sleeping

And suddenly, he gains weight today
And tells me he has become Hercules
He will no longer help me get through my calls
He’s grumbling that he’s going to get a new job
I ask if he knows anything else
He says he has no idea
I say, well, let’s make a deal
You go on the stage on my bookshelf for a show
As if witnessing this old cell phone model going into history
He says oh that’s great; I love performing
He slouchily leans against my books
And even shows off his spare tyre
Now I realise
That cell phone battery has learnt mankind’s shamelessness

舊手機用了方才三年半
電池在我這裡好食好住
兩三天才需要幫我接通一兩通電話
其他時候
它都是食飽就睡 睡飽就食
今日它突然發福
對我說它變成海格力斯
不再爲我守候接電話
整日嚷著說要轉行
我問它你曉得做什麼
它說不知道
我說不如這樣
你就在我書架登台做show
當作是見證你這款手機逐步走入歷史
它說好啊 我最愛表演了
它懶洋洋地倚靠著幾本書擺姿勢
還露出肚腩
我這才明白
原來手機電池也學曉人類的不要臉

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