成功人士 The Successful People

A tribute to George Carlin
The American Dream

Photograph: http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gallery1.htm

他透過 電視廣告 跟你宣傳
家住洋房 以名貴轎車代步
用VISA黑金卡消費
上至西裝外套 下至內衣褲 盡皆名牌
這就叫做 有生活品味

他透過 教育制度 跟你宣傳
好好唸書 考個MBA 碩士 博士
當老闆的全天候左右手
幫公司賺取堆積成山的鈔票
這就叫做 事業有成

他透過 金融制度 跟你宣傳
薪水儲蓄三份之一 娛樂消費三份之一
其餘償還房貸 車貸的本金和利息
再還保險供期 鑽戒 名錶 國外旅遊的信用卡最低還款
這就叫做 良好的財務規劃

他用心良苦 勸你努力工作 以便可以過舒適生活
日夜爲夢寐以求的優質生活打拼
努力消費 貸款 投資 儲蓄 還債
他感動得熱淚盈眶 握著你的手 對眾人介紹說
這就叫做 成功人士

With the TV advertisement
He professes to you
Living in a mansion and driving luxurious car
Spending with Visa Black Card
Everything is branded from your suit to inner wears
This is called a good taste of lifestyle

With the education system
He professes to you
Study hard and get MBA, Masters or PhD degree
Be a 24/7 great helper of your boss
Earn mountains of money for the company
This is called having a great career

With the financial system
He professes to you
Save one third of your salary
Another one third for entertainment and expenses
Repay the loan and interest for housing and car with the rest
Also insurance, diamond ring, branded watches, lowest repayment of credit card for travelling overseas
This is called good financial planning

He thinks on your behalf
Advises you to work hard so that you can enjoy comfortable life
Work your fingers to the bone day and night for the quality life you have been longing for
Put effort in spending, getting loans, investment, savings and repaying debts
He is so touched and burst into tears, holding your hands and introduce you to the crowd
This is called the successful people

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